{
  "version": "1.2",
  "title": "Corporate Brainrot",
  "description": "Workplace-safe replies mixing office jargon, meeting fatigue, async energy, soft pushback, and lightly absurd corporate humor.",
  "tags": [
    {
      "id": 1,
      "title": "Jargon Detox",
      "color_index": 5
    },
    {
      "id": 2,
      "title": "Meeting Fog",
      "color_index": 6
    },
    {
      "id": 3,
      "title": "Alignment Loop",
      "color_index": 2
    },
    {
      "id": 4,
      "title": "Async Energy",
      "color_index": 3
    },
    {
      "id": 5,
      "title": "Productivity Theater",
      "color_index": 9
    },
    {
      "id": 6,
      "title": "Calendar Dread",
      "color_index": 14
    },
    {
      "id": 7,
      "title": "Soft Pushback",
      "color_index": 10
    },
    {
      "id": 8,
      "title": "KPI Absurd",
      "color_index": 19
    }
  ],
  "replies": [
    {
      "title": "Plain English",
      "text": "Can we translate this into plain English before we align on it?",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 1,
      "sorting_key": 0
    },
    {
      "title": "Jargon Buffering",
      "text": "My corporate vocabulary is buffering. What does this actually mean?",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 1,
      "sorting_key": 1
    },
    {
      "title": "Buzzword Receipt",
      "text": "I heard the buzzwords. I am still looking for the decision.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 1,
      "sorting_key": 2
    },
    {
      "title": "Decode Request",
      "text": "Can someone decode the sentence before we build a roadmap around it?",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 1,
      "sorting_key": 3
    },
    {
      "title": "Meeting Fog",
      "text": "I entered this meeting with context and left with mist.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 2,
      "sorting_key": 4
    },
    {
      "title": "Notes Or Gone",
      "text": "If this is important, please put it in writing before it evaporates.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 2,
      "sorting_key": 5
    },
    {
      "title": "Agenda Check",
      "text": "Happy to join if there is an agenda and a decision to make.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 2,
      "sorting_key": 6
    },
    {
      "title": "Circle Fog",
      "text": "I think we circled back so hard we are now facing forward again.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 2,
      "sorting_key": 7
    },
    {
      "title": "Alignment Spiral",
      "text": "We may be aligning on the alignment at this point.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 3,
      "sorting_key": 8
    },
    {
      "title": "Decision Needed",
      "text": "Before we sync again, what decision are we trying to unlock?",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 3,
      "sorting_key": 9
    },
    {
      "title": "One Owner",
      "text": "This needs one owner, not seven aligned observers.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 3,
      "sorting_key": 10
    },
    {
      "title": "Loop Admiration",
      "text": "I think the loop is closed. We are just admiring the loop now.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 3,
      "sorting_key": 11
    },
    {
      "title": "Async First",
      "text": "Can this be async, or does it need live facial expressions?",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 4,
      "sorting_key": 12
    },
    {
      "title": "Send Context",
      "text": "Send the context and I will respond with a higher-quality brain.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 4,
      "sorting_key": 13
    },
    {
      "title": "Doc Preferred",
      "text": "This feels like a doc pretending to be a meeting.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 4,
      "sorting_key": 14
    },
    {
      "title": "Async Blessing",
      "text": "Blessing this thread with async energy.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 4,
      "sorting_key": 15
    },
    {
      "title": "Active Dot",
      "text": "My status is green but my soul is in airplane mode.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 5,
      "sorting_key": 16
    },
    {
      "title": "Busy Costume",
      "text": "Today's deliverable is looking convincingly occupied.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 5,
      "sorting_key": 17
    },
    {
      "title": "Keyboard KPI",
      "text": "If typing speed were impact, I would be promoted by lunch.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 5,
      "sorting_key": 18
    },
    {
      "title": "Visible Work",
      "text": "Performing visibility until the actual work gets room to happen.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 5,
      "sorting_key": 19
    },
    {
      "title": "Calendar Tetris",
      "text": "My calendar has become a strategy game with no winning state.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 6,
      "sorting_key": 20
    },
    {
      "title": "No White Space",
      "text": "I have no white space, only tiny rectangles of consequence.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 6,
      "sorting_key": 21
    },
    {
      "title": "Meeting Stack",
      "text": "Stacking meetings on meetings has produced one large meeting.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 6,
      "sorting_key": 22
    },
    {
      "title": "Find A Slot",
      "text": "I will excavate a slot and report back.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 6,
      "sorting_key": 23
    },
    {
      "title": "Scope Pause",
      "text": "Before I say yes, what should move down in priority?",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 7,
      "sorting_key": 24
    },
    {
      "title": "Capacity No",
      "text": "I do not have capacity to do this well by that date.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 7,
      "sorting_key": 25
    },
    {
      "title": "Tradeoff Needed",
      "text": "Happy to take this on once we name the tradeoff.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 7,
      "sorting_key": 26
    },
    {
      "title": "KPI Aura",
      "text": "The KPI has strong vibes but unclear math.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 8,
      "sorting_key": 27
    },
    {
      "title": "Metric Mirage",
      "text": "This metric is shimmering in the distance but not yet useful.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 8,
      "sorting_key": 28
    },
    {
      "title": "Dashboard Lore",
      "text": "The dashboard has lore now. We need definitions.",
      "type": "text",
      "group": 8,
      "sorting_key": 29
    }
  ]
}
